February 2012
fraudstory: richwhitelesbian: i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete tools to all the cars driving by I hope Rick Santorum orders a pizza and expects the pizza to be the best he’s ever eaten, but it is a very mediocre pizza and it...
Feb 29th
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ivanoooze: juchepresident: ponywithafez: juchepresident: i hope rick santorum goes over to his best friend’s house to play mario kart 64 but his friend won’t let him play as player 1 and makes him play on the crappy controller with sticky buttons and against all odds rick is ahead on the third lap of rainbow road and about to pull off a major upset victory when in the last three seconds of...
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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gay gay gay
gay gay gay
Feb 27th
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man y’all make more jokes be funny come on its only midnight y’all should be talking about gay stuff the oscars just happened this should be a gold mine
Feb 27th
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the artist had the best lines anyway
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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damn someone teach me french
that shit is GREAT
Feb 27th
Feb 27th
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god if i go to prison for torrenting karmin i’m going to be so pissed
Feb 27th
it's like
i don’t come on tumblr for two weeks and no one unfollows me then i come back and they unfollow by truckloads JUST GO GO I DON’T HAVE A HEART
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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man i'd love to be watching the academy awards
but dad wants to watch boxing and if i dispute him i’ll be the biggest faggot ever so i’ll remain silent
Feb 27th
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life is rough for a Pokemon trainer
Feb 26th
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we're getting out of the national debt by selling...
the economy is dead
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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almost just spelled queen with a ‘c’ o k
Feb 24th
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what should i name my character on dark souls
???
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
finally playing dark souls
so HYPE
Feb 24th
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nub san i...
nub san i…
Feb 23rd
Feb 23rd
bens blog came up on the follow thing whatever
and his icon is my lockscreen for my phone that’s wicked
Feb 23rd
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brianblessed replied to your photo: take heed son I HEARD A SONG ABOUT THAT ONCE HARKEN “A SCREAMING COMES ACROSS THE SKY. IT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE BUT THERE IS NOTHING TO COMPARE TO IT NOW” nuclear conflagration motherfucker
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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cachexic replied to your post: cachexic replied to your post: cachexic replied to… omg yes yes yes omg? omg jesus i’ve missed you
Feb 23rd
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brosephwood: “Star wars episode one: the phantom testicle” wasn’t as catchy according to mr Lucas though Will. you can’t pitch anything to that guy last year i proposed i said to him “hey heathcliff as han solo’s brother, kills anikin, and murders half of naboo” i’m waiting for a call back but he said he’d think about it so i’m optimistic
Feb 23rd
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cachexic replied to your post: cachexic replied to your post: cachexic replied to… fabo okay that’s a plan.. i better turn imessage on then right ya ?? yes omg omg
Feb 23rd
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cachexic replied to your post: cachexic replied to your post: also does anyone… dude i have so much to tell you omfg how dis i forget to tell you i remade ugh how about i/you text you/me tomorrow and we talk all day about our lives and how we’re better than everyone else and you can explain your life to me
Feb 23rd
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cachexic replied to your post: also does anyone want a lady gaga poster because i got one for a friend at christmas im gonna cry i am so sorry will ay man ay it’s been sitting on my tv for months staring at me i gotta get rid of this thing it’s going to come alive or some shit i swear to god
Feb 23rd
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also does anyone want a lady gaga poster because i...
and blah blah blah canada blah blah blah do you want it anyone hey hit me up
Feb 23rd
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brianblessed: ‘why don’t you just get the book on tape’ i thought that for 1Q84 but then i realized no one had finished reading it yet
Feb 23rd
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brianblessed replied to your post: brianblessed replied to your photoset: i got 1Q84… i read fastish i just suck at keeping focus. I can tan over 300 pages a day when i deign to read something, otherwise i’ll get distracted and not read at all for a day or two i read quickly, but i space out just like you do, and i have no idea what i just read for a page so i go back and re-read the whole...
Feb 23rd
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my mom helped design the krispy kreme doughnut...
she used to work for a well design company and she was like checking for errors and okay’ed it and all i had no idea it would be the cause of my childhood diabetes
Feb 23rd
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brianblessed replied to your photoset: i got 1Q84 from the library and it’s 925 pages i… I’ve not been a reader in years as sad as it is to say and i took on ASOIAF off the bat and over the series i’ve read roughly 5000 pages in 3 months i think your’e a complete champ i’ve had wuthering heights for about a week and i just passed the 100 page mark i’m a slow reader on...
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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by the way wuthering heights is a great book
would recommend would read to kids would have sex to an audio recording of
Feb 23rd
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oh hahaha the van gogh reference where you talk...
man who told you that diamond of trivia hahahaha you’re a catch hahaha man hahaha tell that one again ahaha please
Feb 23rd
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but idk
maybe i’m just too indie for my own good but i don’t think arcade fire is a very good band just like in all general-ness
Feb 23rd
i’ll be honest man it’s cool to hate some bands whatever but coldplays rush of blood to the head was a great album don’t want nobody telling me that it wasn’t any other shit i won’t vouch for (mylo xyloto what the fuck guys)
Feb 23rd
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brianblessed replied to your post: brianblessed replied to your post: brianblessed… man that must suck total balls, are there no other democrats at all? actually one of my best friends now (since i moved to a new school my senior year) is a democrat but doesn’t talk about it at all, i was really surprised to hear about it but he’s an atheist too i mean talk about your double...
Feb 23rd
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brianblessed replied to your post: brianblessed replied to your post: brianblessed… No i agree with you, it’s futile trying to change everyone’s beliefs and that’s the worst thing about wars and politics, is people will never change their minds same thing with religion, not that i ever try to change anyone’s position at all people have tried to convert me and brother let me tell you...
Feb 23rd
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man this is ridiculous
did everyone unfollow me when i went to school and read books is this what happens when you get an education you get unfollowed GUYS HEY I’M BACK HEY
Feb 23rd
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brianblessed replied to your post: brianblessed replied to your post: when bush II… Why did they decide west texas. Like are you guys democrat missionaries sent to educate idiots you can’t educate people like that, but like, that’s the thing though isn’t it? we’re so hell bent on our beliefs and wouldn’t budge a centimeter on any of it, and we think it’s...
Feb 23rd
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brianblessed replied to your post: when bush II was elected for his second term my… wait when he was elected he was livid? is your dad a democrat my immediate family are intensely democrat west texas you would have never ever thought
Feb 23rd
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when bush II was elected for his second term my dad was livid for a month before he calmed down. my college history teacher last year called the new deal “the worst thing that has ever been done to america. complete socialist bull” one of my teachers posted on facebook this picture of a fetus (of course) saying that under obamacare it’s legal to kill babies, but it’s a...
Feb 23rd
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hating republicans and yelling to fox and friends...
Feb 23rd
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i much prefer the republican hating jimmy to america hating jimmy yes this this is good yes continue
Feb 23rd