l’esprit d’escalier

levvis:

half of a salmon fillet and a clarinet

richwhitelesbian:

UNClE CHALRY WYH DO U DRINK SO MUCH

BECASUE JAKE

THERE ARE THIGNS INSIDE ME

I NEED 2 KILL

with extreme prejudice

tlyudacris:

THE FINALLY DESTINATION 6: ARE WE THERE YET??????

THE FINALLY DESTINATION 12: I SWEAR THIS IS THE LAST ONE

THE FINALLY DESTINATION 13: BECAUSE FUCK YOU AHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU ALL

I just mixed two different brands of baked beans together

blackwargreymon:

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

richwhitelesbian:

never before has so much hope been given

fuck

richwhitelesbian:

everyone on the internet is allergic to everything and has like 3 debilitating illnesses

richwhitelesbian:

most of u faggots cant even write using cuneiform

reblog if ur a true 3,000BC kid

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joshishollywood:

joshishollywood:

MJ GOOOONNNNE

On the offchance you missed it last night, here’s my magnum opus